"Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."
A great way I found to start my day:
Too bad it's album only. Still awesome. Eventually will get this whole CD.
Word count too little
"This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. It is exactly the same manner you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost."
Being a long time fan of working dogs, I just love that police dog take-down!
The truth will set you free,
but first it's gonna piss you off!
There is no excuse for this not having been posted (unless it has been posted)...
Has this been posted?
Check out Bad Translator. It's like a translation program, but its whole point is to translate your original text back and forth as many times as possible until it's been garbled beyond recognition. It's really fun!
For example, here is the above paragraph, translated 10 times.
"Check for bad translation. Is the translation program, but the original text, confusion, and many do not know how it is possible to get back to full translation. This is ridiculous!"
Translated 25 times:
"Look at the poor translation. Translation program, but the text is confusing, with many wondering how to translate a full refund. This is ridiculous!"
And translated the maximum amount of times:
"Translation error sum of bags, to?"