Mine is in Spaceballs, where the ape man looks over and sees the guys coming out of the mega maids ear and says...
"Oh shit! There goes the planet!"
(in an English accent)
Aliens hmm was it 2
the other guy to Vasquez: Anybody ever mistaken you for a guy ?
Vasquez: No, you ?
look I dont know why I love you I just do
"Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night, and this is only Thursday morning."
"Old Fred: Help! Help! Help!
Ringo: No thanks, don't need any."
"Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of whales.
John: They look like drop-outs to me."
sorry,but i couldn't decide.
"[riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!"
"(To Brick) So Brick are you doing that celebrity golf tournament?
(Brick) Nah, too many people died last year."
"I pooped a hammer...I pooped a cornish game hen."
Oh, man.....I've got so many I can't count
"I ain't got time to bleed" - Jessie Ventura Predator
"I'll tell you what, you can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?" - Chris Farley Tommy Boy
"Is that gasoline I smell?" - Brandon Lee The Crow
"You know I don't speak Spanish" - Will Ferrell Anchorman
"It's so good! Once it hits your lips it's so good!" - Will Ferrell Old School
I could go on and on forever. I play movie quote trivia all the time at work...
Your Mom goes to college
It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
I forgot these...
"Yo sheb!tch!" (cocks shotgun) "lets go!"
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me." (spits) "blow!"
Ash - Army of darkness
Just to name some of the greats.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Maximus - Gladiator
"Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright that God may love thee. Speak the truth even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless. That is your oath."
Godfrey of Ibelin - Kingdom of Heaven
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
William Wallace - Braveheart
"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
Gandalf - Lord of the Rings
"groovy", and "hail to the king, baby" from evil dead trilogy
"Im willy fuckin wanka, your in my chocolate factory!" the devis regects
"it is like a finger pointing at the moon, dont consentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory" enter the dragon
and pretty much any of sam jacksons lines from pulp fiction
"The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain,
for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-a-vis an introduction,
and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V"
"I have commanded armies, what can you little mortals do for me" ( dark, bass, low chilling voice with an echo that makes chills go your spine)
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look I dont know why I love you I just do
Most of my favourites came from Good Will Hunting (1997)
Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
Skylar: What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say?
Will: I'd say it's four-thirty in the morning, they're probably up.
[Picks up Skylar's phone and begins dialing]
Skylar: [Laughing] Men are shameless. If you're not thinking with your wiener then you're acting directly on it's behalf.
Will: Thank you.
[the phone picks up]
Chuckie: Eh! What the fuck?
Will: Nothing Chuckie, go back to sleep.
[Hangs up the phone]
Sean: Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me?
Sean: You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.
Will: Why thank you.
Sean: It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?
Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
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Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.
"F*ck me gently with a chainsaw" (well, it's not fasterisksck)
"Victim's, arn't we all?"
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"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better."
- Andre Gide
Haha!... And the conversation between Chun-li and M. Bison!... Comedy gold!...Originally Posted by Asoir
I got tons of favourites but I wouldn't bother listing them since they're all old-school films...
LONG LIVE YOKO KANNO!!!
anything from fight club...especially that speech about god and mothers
After all, dog is a dog. A duck is a duck. But a cat is a person.
Loke Groundrunner: I've got three FIST fighters coming from my left!
Annoying Pilot: Copy that, Stray Dog!
Loke Groundrunner: I, I don't think I'm Stray Dog.
Annoying Pilot: Copy that, Red Rooster!
Loke Groundrunner: I, I don't think I'm Red Rooster either.
Annoying Pilot: No problem, Nasty Butler!
Loke Groundrunner: I'm ending this transmission.
Hand Duet: All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One.
Loke Groundrunner: Could you repeat that?
Loke Groundrunner: I will go with you and fight!
Oobedoob Benubi: Oh, big sacrifice; everyone you knew is dead! Glad you could tear yourself away!
"You mean you don't make sound effects when you're painting?" -David Tillinghast
ROFL, God that speech was awful. >.< I still don't understand why they casted someone with such a thick French accent as the all american hero of the movie. :/ Can't discriminate I guess.Originally Posted by Asoir
Some more SF quotes.
"Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing!" (or was if "funny") - Bison
*covers eye* "I guess you didn't see that, eh Sagat?" - Bison
"Quick, change the channel!" - Zangief
And for fun, a Mortal Kombat quote
*after seeing Goro's shadow in the hall* "Sonia, you go ahead. Find out what that was. Lui and I will wait right here for you." - Johnny
I love video game movies.
heeeyyyyyy !!! whatever that then means pleeeeaasse post them, I love reading these ones, the other ones were so much cranking me upOriginally Posted by seba_boi
Jeri and Hepbaby: I loved your quotations, you have sensational memory btw, lol !!!!
Yesterday I was sketching watching a movie "The Goodbye Girl" starring Richard Dreyfuss, I seriously love him he is soooooooooo sexy cute handsome teddybear (((lovelovelove))) Marsha Mason (the mother) and Lucy McFadden (the daughter)
Marsha Mason : Be tactful
Lucy McFadden: What means tactful ?
Marsha Mason: Lie.
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look I dont know why I love you I just do
Well, since you asked, how can I resist!... I'm a sucker for dialogue-driven films... The more quotable, the better...Originally Posted by Egets
The Thin Man, 1934 (my av is from this movie):
Nick Charles: "I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in the Tribune."
Nora Charles: "I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids."
Nick Charles: "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."
Nora Charles: "All right! Go ahead! Go on! See if I care! But I thinks it's a dirty trick to bring me all the way to New York just to make a widow of me."
Nick Charles: "You wouldn't be a widow long."
Nora Charles: "You bet I wouldn't!"
Nick Charles: "Not with all your money..."
My Man Godfrey, 1936:
Godfrey: "May I be frank?"
Molly: "Is that your name?"
Godfrey: "No, my name is Godfrey."
Molly: "All right, be frank."
Blake: "This place slightly resembles an insane asylum."
Alexander Bullock: "Well, all you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people."
Charlie Van Rumple: "My mind's a little cloudy... I don't even remember proposin'"
Irene Bullock: "You're always proposing."
Charlie Van Rumple: "Which one did you take me up on?"
Irene Bullock: "All of them!"
Double Indemnity (1944):
Phyllis: "Mr. Neff, why don't you drop by tomorrow evening about eight-thirty. He'll be in then".
Walter Neff: "Who?"
Phyllis: "My husband. You were anxious to talk to him weren't you?"
Walter Neff: "Yeah, I was, but I'm sort of getting over the idea, if you know what I mean."
Phyllis: "There's a speed limit in this state, Mr. Neff. Forty-five miles an hour."
Walter Neff: "How fast was I going, officer?"
Phyllis: "I'd say around ninety."
Walter Neff: "Suppose you get down off your motorcycle and give me a ticket."
Phyllis: "Suppose I let you off with a warning this time."
Walter Neff: "Suppose it doesn't take."
Phyllis: "Suppose I have to whack you over the knuckles."
Walter Neff: "Suppose I bust out crying and put my head on your shoulder."
Phyllis: "Suppose you try putting it on my husband's shoulder."
Walter Neff: "That tears it."
Walter Neff: "I killed him for money and for a woman. I didn't get the money... and I didn't get the woman."
Walter Neff: "You'll be here too?"
Phyllis: "I guess so, I usually am."
Walter Neff: "Same chair, same perfume, same anklet?"
Phyllis: "I wonder if I know what you mean."
Walter Neff: "I wonder if you wonder."
Sunset Boulevard (1950):
Joe Gillis: "You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big."
Norma Desmond: "I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
Joe Gillis: "I knew there was something wrong with them."
Joe Gillis: "You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck."
Norma Desmond: "The story of Salome. I think I'll have De Mille direct it...We've made a lot of pictures together."
Joe Gillis: "And you'll play Salome?"
Norma Desmond: "Who else?"
Joe Gillis: "Only asking. I didn't know you were planning a comeback."
Norma Desmond: "I hate that word. It's a return--a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
Joe Gillis: "Fair enough."
Norma Desmond: (recalling) "Salome--what a woman! What a part! The princess in love with a Holy Man. She dances the Dance of the Seven Veils. He rejects her, so she demands his head on a golden tray, kissing his cold, dead lips."
Joe Gillis: (sarcastically) "They'll love it in Pomona."
Norma Desmond: "They'll love it every place. Read it. Read the scene just before she has him killed."
Joe Gillis: "Never let another writer read your material. He may steal it."
Norma Desmond: "I'm not afraid. Read it!"
All About Eve, 1950 (one of the best screenplays ever written):
Addison DeWitt: "What do you take me for?"
Eve Harrington: "I don't know that I'd take you for anything."
Addison DeWitt: "Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on? That you have the same contempt for me as you have for them?..."
Eve Harrington: "I'm sure you mean something by that, Addison, but I don't know what..."
Addison DeWitt: "Look closely, Eve, it's time you did. I am Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool. Least of all yours."
Eve Harrington: "I never intended you to be."
Addison DeWitt: "Yes, you did and you still do."
Margo Channing: "Birdie, you don't like Eve, do you?"
Birdie: "You looking for an answer or an argument?"
Margo Channing: "An answer."
Margo Channing: "Why not?"
Birdie: "Now you want an argument."
Miss Claudia Caswell: "Oh, waiter!"
Addison DeWitt: "That is not a waiter, my dear, that is a butler."
Miss Claudia Caswell: "Well, I can't yell "Oh butler!" can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler."
Addison DeWitt: "You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point."
Bill Sampson: "I can't believe you're making this up. It sounds like something out of an old Clyde Fitch play."
Margo Channing: "Clyde Fitch, though you may not think so, was well before my time!"
Bill Sampson: "I've always denied the legend that you were in Our American Cousin the night Lincoln was shot."
Margo Channing: "I don't think that's funny!"
Bill: Sampson: "Of course it's funny! This is all too laughable to be anything else! You know what I feel about this age obsession of yours. And now this ridiculous attempt to whip yourself up into a jealous froth because I spent ten minutes with a stage-struck kid."
Margo Channing: "Twenty!"
Bill Sampson: "Thirty minutes, forty minutes. What of it?!"
Yeah, I think I'll shut up now... And there's lots more I didn't even put in... *shies away*
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LONG LIVE YOKO KANNO!!!
"You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! Here's what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
-Walter, The Big Lebowski
The Hudsucker Proxy, 1994:
Amy Archer: (crying funnily) "Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman. You don't know who she really is. Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about."
Say Anything, 1989:
Lloyd Dobler: "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
His Girl Friday, 1940:
Walter Burns: "Look Hildy, I only acted like any husband that didn't want his home broken up."
Hildy Johnson: "What home?"
Walter Burns: "'What home'?... Don't you remember the home I promised you?"
The Maltese Falcon, 1941:
Sam Spade: "We didn't believe your story, Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, we believed your 200 dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright."
Kasper Gutman: "You're a close-mouthed man?"
Sam Spade: "Nah, I like to talk."
Kasper Gutman: "Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice."
Sam Spade: "I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."
LONG LIVE YOKO KANNO!!!
Originally Posted by seba_boi
I laughed at this so hard, in my own sad way
look I dont know why I love you I just do
$#%& Seba, how old are you? Just kidding! Nothing against those old movies, I m just ignorant of them.
Yeah, I'm only in my early twenties... My friends think I'm all weird for liking old films, but them oldies ain't influential for nothing!... They're still being studied by film classes even now...
Oh, and I totally forgot one of the best quotes ever!!!
The Third Man, 1949:
Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."
and another Third Man quote:
British MP: "I'm sorry, Miss, it's orders. We can't go against the protocol."
Anna Schmidt: "I don't even know what protocol means."
British MP: "Neither do I, Miss."
LONG LIVE YOKO KANNO!!!
too many to list but I'll post a few:
"your'e bleedin', man" "I aint got time to bleed"
"whads dat? se CIA made you push tooh meny pensils?" (arnolds accent rules!!)
Conan the Barbarian:
"CONAN! what are the flowers for?" "foah ah gaaahl"
"Oil se sword and feed se hoars"
"tooh crush se enemy, see sem driven before youh and to heah se lamentashion of se women" (as I said already... arnold's accent rules!)
big trouble in little china:
"and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave..."
"or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh" (cracks me up every time I ear it)
"500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are."
"How do you know you're good enough?" "You know." "What if you're wrong?" "You find out."
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this is pretty silly, but some chasing eachother around my head this morning
Al Czervik- "hey, how'd you like to make $14 the hard way?"
Harmonica- "You Frank?"
man- "Frank sent us"
Harmonica- "You bring a horse for me?"
man- (looks at the three horses) "no, it looks like we're shy one horse"
Harmonica- "Wrong. You brought two too many"
-Once Upon a Time in the West
Man with no name- "After all the times I saved your life..."
-The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Curly Bill- "I'd take the deal, then crawfish and drill that ol' Devil in the ass. What would you do Johnny?"
Johnny Ringo- "I already did it"
texan- "What's your name?"
Pee Wee- "I don't remember"
texan- "Where you from?"
Pee Wee- "I don't remember"
texan- "Do you remember anything?"
PeeWee- "I remember... the Alamo"
-PeeWee's Big Adventure
oh I could go on all day. some of those movies (particularly Caddyshack) I could devote full pages to favorite quotes
I like the westerns too Dave. Once Upon a Time in the West is my all time fav. (love that quote too.) Tombstones great too. Unforgiven is also a great one. Morgan Freeman and Clint Eastwood... Can't go wrong there...